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b0nkcreat:

b0nkcreat:

just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with β€œooh quiet down…. quiet down..” while i was dancing

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live reenactment

anxietyproblem:

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hyumjim:

The way I use the dating/hookup apps is once or twice a month I get desperate enough to open them and I say “PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DOES ANYONE WANT TO FUCK ME” and between 20 and 40 people say “YES!!!!” and then I close the apps for another month and nothing happens. Not sure what I’m doing wrong here

normal-thoughts-official:

A Simpsons bus driver saying, "don't make me tap the sign". He then taps a sign that says, "Boycotting is not a moral stance, it's a political strategy. Whether or not there is "ethical consumption under capitalism" or worse companies or worse things the company has done is irrelevant. What matters is that refusing to buy a determined product en masse is an effective way to pressure companies to stop doing whatever it is that you're trying to fight against. It's about organized direct action, not proving anything about yourself personally"ALT

Please stop seeing politics as an identity and start seeing it as a collective means for change

kragehund-est:

run-on sentences aren’t real btw, that’s a lie made up by loser control freaks who feel the need to stifle my reading speed with stop signs (a.k.a. “.”); but i’m a woman of yield signs (,) and rolling stops (;) <- i accidentally made a pussy

recomvery:

People always say: “Not everyone is gonna like you, and that’s ok, nothing to take personally, it doesn’t matter” yet it still sucks. It sucks when it’s your teacher, it sucks when it’s your boss or co-worker or family member. It even sucks when it’s a friends friend or someone we barely know. It hurts. And you do not have to gaslight yourself into thinking that it doesn’t hurt when it does. You’re allowed to be upset when life is hard. You’re allowed to feel an emotion, even more when it makes perfect logical sense. We talk to a friend about our feelings, journal, reflect, use coping skills. We find peace after a while, that’s a more realistic solution. You got this. It will be ok.

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

post-nut catharsis

dick so good she got me forgiving myself

hey. look at me. look at me. you are not irredeemable. you are not defined by a single moment, by a single action alone. this too shall pass. the weight will become easier to bear. it’s always darkest before the dawn, but the sun will rise agai - hang on. are you getting off to this.

monsterbutch:

monsterbutch:

*takes your hand* we’ll go to the local kebab guy ok. no mcdonalds. local kebab guy loves us

i’m glad this resonated with a lot of you but this wasn’t a “cute date ideas” thing this was a “boycott fast food that feeds genocidal soldiers” thing

sleemby:

afeelgoodblog:

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[ID: A photo of a hedgehog in fall leaves by a tiny sapling. The hedgehog is emerging from a wooden bucket sat on its side. The image is captioned in impact font, the top text reads: β€œyou do not suck at life.” Then the bottom text reads, β€œit is genuinely difficult.” / End ID.]

raylangivins:

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us