just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with βooh quiet downβ¦. quiet down..β while i was dancing
live reenactment
The way I use the dating/hookup apps is once or twice a month I get desperate enough to open them and I say “PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DOES ANYONE WANT TO FUCK ME” and between 20 and 40 people say “YES!!!!” and then I close the apps for another month and nothing happens. Not sure what I’m doing wrong here
Please stop seeing politics as an identity and start seeing it as a collective means for change
run-on sentences aren’t real btw, that’s a lie made up by loser control freaks who feel the need to stifle my reading speed with stop signs (a.k.a. “.”); but i’m a woman of yield signs (,) and rolling stops (;) <- i accidentally made a pussy
People always say: “Not everyone is gonna like you, and that’s ok, nothing to take personally, it doesn’t matter” yet it still sucks. It sucks when it’s your teacher, it sucks when it’s your boss or co-worker or family member. It even sucks when it’s a friends friend or someone we barely know. It hurts. And you do not have to gaslight yourself into thinking that it doesn’t hurt when it does. You’re allowed to be upset when life is hard. You’re allowed to feel an emotion, even more when it makes perfect logical sense. We talk to a friend about our feelings, journal, reflect, use coping skills. We find peace after a while, that’s a more realistic solution. You got this. It will be ok.
post-nut catharsis
dick so good she got me forgiving myself
hey. look at me. look at me. you are not irredeemable. you are not defined by a single moment, by a single action alone. this too shall pass. the weight will become easier to bear. it’s always darkest before the dawn, but the sun will rise agai - hang on. are you getting off to this.
*takes your hand* we’ll go to the local kebab guy ok. no mcdonalds. local kebab guy loves us
i’m glad this resonated with a lot of you but this wasn’t a “cute date ideas” thing this was a “boycott fast food that feeds genocidal soldiers” thing
[ID: A photo of a hedgehog in fall leaves by a tiny sapling. The hedgehog is emerging from a wooden bucket sat on its side. The image is captioned in impact font, the top text reads: βyou do not suck at life.β Then the bottom text reads, βit is genuinely difficult.β / End ID.]
my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes
my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us






