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fruitpilled-peachcel:

gonna call in a shitter like it’s a medevac helicopter and I’m a wounded GI in the jungles of Vietnam

realdonkeykong:

animentality:

You gotta love that Tumblr is on the rise because of Twitter and Reddit going down, and not because Tumblr has actually done anything to really improve its website.

I personally kin with a website that accidentally and coincidentally fails upwards.

The site that wins simply by remaining upright.

We are literally this meme, posted eons ago, in our ancient texts.

We already have written our story, our destiny, in the art we forget.

crazy-brazilian:

birdsocks:

They are studying us in petri dishes

chirasul:

ok so being a parent IS really hard but not the way you think. well its probably hard the way you think but its ALSO really hard because my toddler pronounces peanut butter like “peepee yaya”. and see, because he learns from me, i can’t say “peepee yaya”, no matter how much i want to, because i have to teach him that it is actually pronounced “peanut butter”. and dont even get me started on how he pronounces “shaun the sheep” (shit the shit)

jakeowen:

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

gaphic:

pigcatapult:

pasteboard:

hey netizens! i’m not sure how many people are aware, but youtube’s been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can’t be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you’re a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false)

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0)

youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, [])

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

Where do I copy-paste these to? “My filters”? “My Rules”?

‘my filters’! if you look closely you’ll notice the format is different between the two pages. the (website)(##)(additional text) format goes in filters

thesituation:

thesituation:

the senate is lying to us

i was really high attempting to reference this tweet but reading it back the next day just sounds like fucking qanon sorry

variablejabberwocky:

musterni-illustrates:

ok so i made the mistake of standing on the beach in the dark and listen…….. listen. there is nothing that cares about you less than the ocean in the dead of night. it is tangible. you can’t fuckin see a thing. there is no horizon. it’s a ceaseless void and she cares for no one and loves nothing. you have to respect her bcs she clearly has no fuckin love for you and if she wanted she could take you and NO ONE WOULD KNOW

#ngl I felt this when we were crossing the mountains into and out of California#i felt it in my *soul*: ‘These mountains EAT people–and are as indifferent about that as my own teeth are about chewing’#it was the strongest prey-fear I’d ever felt in my life

skatinginfinitelywithyourmom:

Cas: i love you 🥺

Dean (especially) for the past few days on tumblr dot com:

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